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July 12, 2018 11:47pm PST Thursday
It was real.

It was fun.
It wasn't real fun.
We'd better practice.

July 11, 2018 11:35pm PST Wednesday
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Jan 20, 2017 3:10pm PST Friday
One-Handed

This was the boy's favorite truck.

November 07, 2007 7:14pm Wednesday
Notice

  1. IF YOU OPEN IT, CLOSE IT.
  2. IF YOU TURN IT ON, TURN IT OFF.
  3. IF YOU UNLOCK IT, LOCK IT.
  4. IF YOU BREAK IT, REPAIR IT.
  5. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT, CALL IN SOMEONE WHO CAN.
  6. IF YOU BORROW IT, RETURN IT.
  7. IF YOU USE IT, TAKE CARE OF IT.
  8. IF YOU MAKE A MESS, CLEAN IT UP.
  9. IF YOU MOVE IT, PUT IT BACK.
  10. IF IT BELONGS TO SOMEBODY ELSE AND YOU WANT TO USE IT, GET PERMISSION
  11. IF YOU DON'T KONW HOW TO OPERATE IT, LEAVE IT ALONE
-Management

July 10, 2005 3:59pm Sunday
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June 9, 2005 10:00am Thursday
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December 31, 2003 12:59am Wednesday
Meet Joe Snow

October 22, 2003 2:56am Wednesday
Guacammmmmmmmmmmmoley

Write this down:

  • 1 packet guacamole (the kind that comes in two plastic bags in the cardboard box)
  • 1/4 minced medium-sized Walla Walla Sweet™ onion
  • 2 tsp Tabasco®
  • 1 Tb sp medium taco sauce
  • 1 California avocado (cut into 1 cm cubes)
Mix all in large bowl briskly with dinner fork for 90 seconds.
Serve promptly with piping hot nachos - examples as shown below:
Nachos Espectacular de la JerBro:
  • 1 layer Santitas Restaurant Style White Corn Tortilla Chips
  • 6 oz (precooked weight) low-fat broken-up hamburger cooked to medium well consistency
  • 6 oz Frijoles Negros (Black Beans)
  • 6 oz grated Tillamook Medium Cheddar Cheese
  • 6 oz grated Tillamook Monterey Jack Cheese
* Place in 1100 Watt microwave for 70 seconds
* Broil (low setting if possible) on lower shelf of preheated oven until cheese is golden brown and bubbly or until edges of chips are about to burn (whichever is sooner)

Garnish with:
  • 2 seeded roma tomatoes diced into 1 cm cubes
  • 1/2 stalk green onions sliced into 1 cm diamonds (as per the picture)
  • 12 medium-sized black olives chopped as desired
  • 2 oz non-nonfat Sour Creme
  • 2 oz JerBro Guacamole™, recipe as shown above
Serve Promptly. Best with JerBro's Merry Margarita™ (coming soon)
Nachos Grande de la DavBro:
(layer)
  • 1 layer Santitas Restaurant Style White Corn Tortilla Chips
  • 4 oz grated Tillamook Medium Cheddar Cheese
  • 4 oz grated Tillamook Monterey Jack Cheese
  • 8 oz Cheddar Cheese Chili (heated in microwave to 130° F)
  • 2nd layer Santitas Restaurant Style White Corn Tortilla Chips
  • 2 oz grated Tillamook Medium Cheddar Cheese
  • 2 oz grated Tillamook Monterey Jack Cheese
  • 4 oz Cheddar Cheese Chili (heated in microwave to 130° F (remainder of can))
  • 2 oz (precooked weight) low-fat broken-up hamburger cooked to medium well consistency
* Broil (low setting if possible) on lower shelf of preheated oven until cheese is golden brown and bubbly or until edges of chips are about to burn (whichever is sooner)

Garnish with:
  • 12 medium-sized black olives chopped as desired
Serve Promptly. Best with JerBro's Super Strawberry Daiquiri™

August 31, 2003 8:57pm Sunday
the cheat

March 26, 2003 11:49am Wednesday
Uh, right

So, apparently anyone can support terroism. According to MSNBC, any Joe Schmoe can post terrorist information on their web site.

Just so y'all know, uh, this is the only terrorist information on JoeSchmoe's web site - and funny enough, it's how I'm not posting terrorist information on JoeSchmoe's website.

Course, since I'm posting about not posting, does that mean I'm really posting? -or is it cancelled out by the fact that the post is about non-posts? Either way...

Really, I'm not
"I am not a terrorist!"


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